THIRD EYE BEANIE
You begged, pleaded, dropped to your knees and with your hands outstretched to the sky pleading for mercy on your filthy little soul, flagellating yourself and shouting in latin. All so you could get a WWATT beanie. We come to deliver you, with mercy and love in our deep-fried hearts. Finally, WWATT beanies descend from heaven in a ray of light, so your rotten kappa heads don't fill with acid rain & snow. You are safe in our bosom.
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